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The irony was not lost on the congregation, and they have made their peace with it: a fire truck, reconsecrated, no longer in the business of putting anything out.
The tank still holds a full load. It’s just not water anymore. Sister Kindle will not confirm what it actually is, citing doctrine, liability, and a strong personal preference for keeping people guessing. The name is a small joke at the expense of anyone who remembers what an aspergillum is actually for — the ceremonial sprinkler used to bless a congregation with holy water. CHAR’s version blesses in the opposite direction.