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Bass Pro Buccaneers
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Sponsor: Scarlett
Nobody planned this.
The survivors camped along the Meramec River had boats, they had guns, and they had a truly unreasonable quantity of fishing equipment left over from before the war. When the Slaglands circuit came to their stretch of river they did what any reasonable group of armed people with boats would do — they put wheels on the boats and entered.
The Bass Pro Buccaneers have not significantly reconsidered this decision since.
Their approach to vehicular combat is straightforward to the point of being offensive to anyone who has put serious thought into the discipline. They ram. They board. They shoot. They occasionally deploy a gaff hook in a manner that is difficult to explain after the fact and harder to defend against in the moment. The Molotov cocktails are not a tactical choice so much as a consequence of having a lot of glass bottles and strong opinions.
The boats were not designed for any of this. The trucks they ram were. The Buccaneers find the gap between these two facts to be someone else’s problem.
Their win rate is not impressive. Their survival rate is not impressive. Their entertainment value, however, has never been questioned, which may explain why they keep getting invited back.
